Quotes from Famous Seniors

“The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable with interest thirty years later.” – Victor Hugo

“The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.” – Charles Caleb Colton

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach age 18.” – T.S. Eliot

“When grace is joined with wrinkes, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.” – Unknown Author

“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.”. – Anne Bancroft

“When you become senile, you won’t know it.” -Bill Cosby

“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’ – Claude Pepper

“He’s so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.” – Milton Berle

“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.” -George Burns

“I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. ” – Bob Hope

“The really frightening thing about middle age is knowing you’ll grow out of it. ” Doris Day

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. ” – Maurice Chevalier

“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope

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“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach age 18.” – T.S. Eliot

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